Thanks to W8NF for the chuckles.
The big move is nearly here and I'm getting excited now. I'd say at least 2/3 of our belongings are packed away (not to mention the large amount of stuff that we threw out/donated to Goodwill). Nearly the entire second floor is packed, save for our bed, a small amount of clothes, and a few things from the office/shack. Friday at 5 PM is when we get the keys, so we plan on starting to move some stuff over immediately after that. The big push will be on Saturday morning, when we will move all of the big stuff and the rest of the boxes that we don't get on Friday. This week has been dragging by agonizingly slow, but you know that's going to change once the moving starts. Wish us luck!